My hockey box arrived!

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  1. Theory

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    And I was immensely pleased to discover some cracking clobber inside, yo.

    I can't wait to pop down to Aldi tomorrow morning with my new t-shirt, cap, wrist warmers, and Beats wireless headphones.*




    * - Didn't come with the box.
     
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  2. Marqi - AR

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    Boss of Hockey box? or other one?.
     
  3. Theory

    Theory FHF Legend

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    Yes, the Boss of Hockey one.
     
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    Marqi - AR FHF Reserve Player

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    niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

    can you add some pics and a review?. I'm trying to subscribe but I'm from Argentina and we've a lot of custom problems here.
     
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    Oooo nice... for a moment there we thought the beats headphones came in the box too :-/
     
  6. Stephen65

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    Thought this would be a thread about the most essential piece of protective equipment...
     
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  7. Stuart Burnside

    Stuart Burnside FHF All Time Great

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    Yeaah it's building up to "Review - contents of my hockey box" isn't it :eek:;)
     
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  8. Stephen65

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    Before we get to that, can I say I'm just glad they make them in XXL size...
     
  9. Theory

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    REVIEW TIME!




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    The box itself, complete with official-looking stamp at the top. This would leave the postman in no doubt that he was delivering something of immense importance.

    I liked the personal touch of the address being handwritten as it makes it feel that extra bit special; the human touch, if you will.

    The free QR code is awesome and can be scanned as many times as you want.

    Spelling my name incorrectly was another nice human touch.




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    I'm not really sure what these are but they're nice and fluffy. My neighbour said they would be perfect for keeping her Chihuahua warm during the winter when she can't afford to keep the heating on all night.
    She's mad, old, and gullible, so I'll be making at least £50 here.



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    A cap. Perfect for looking in the mirror and saying "wagwan" a lot. The sticker says "original headwear" and I hope that's not a way of saying it's second hand.




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    What the bloody bastards is this?

    As you can see there's two of them, which is handy if you're prone to losing things. I remember washing my dad's car with a chamois cloth, so if you've got a Ford Sierra you're well in with this thingy.
    They feel kind of warm and nice to the touch, so there's even potential for making money from anyone who is old, mad, and gullible.



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    My favourite of all the bits by far. It's a nice material that feels like those 'technical' tops you buy, so perfect for wearing down the gym.
     
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  10. Beardymanbristol

    Beardymanbristol FHF Legend

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    Oh dear. Someone let the goalies out of the Goalie Zone......
     
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  11. Stuart Burnside

    Stuart Burnside FHF All Time Great

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    He canoed out in his box by the sounds of it
     

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